I love shoes, I have loads of shoes, and I know I don't need them all but I just cannot walk past a beautiful pair of shoes.......... they call me.............. the higher the heel the better I like them, I hate walking on flat shoes, when I walk without shoes I walk on my tip toes, because walking flat footed is just so uncomfortable, so even though I am quite tall, I have never been uncomfortable putting on high heeled shoes, and looking at the world over the heads of my friends, it has its advantages, I see the empty tables first, I feel the rain falling first, and I can see what the hold up is at the front of a queue without having to go and ask............
Yesterday I got up and dressed for work, I love to wear skirts, and they just go great with the high heeled shoes, I put on the shoes, the same pair that I had worn to church on Sunday, and something did not feel quite right.......... remembering of course that without my glasses to see close up is an impossibility, I put on my glasses and checked out what the problem was with my shoes.................................
Well I was sure of one thing they were both black, but that was where the similarity ended, one shoe had a bow one didn't, one shoes was a heel and one was a wedge.............. one was even higher that the other.................
and then the realisation struck........... I had been to church, I had been to tea after church with all my friends, I had been to the shops for groceries................... and all of this with odd shoes............... how can I ever be let loose into the sane world again........ how can I ever go outside knowing that someone, somewhere, sometime, will be regaling the story over tea with friends, about this crazy lady, who had on odd shoes................
I once had an ex model come to one of our ladies teas " An Afternoon in Paris" and she gave us fashion hints... and one of them was that when you leave home you always need to have the WOW factor........ does this count..........
And like my "bestest" friend said, I should just tell everyone that the stange thing is........... I have another pair just like it at home..........................
