BRMMMMM ......... BRMMMMM ..........BRMMMM
When I went to Durban in July on the way there I had a little "disagreement" with a pole, there I was minding my own business and it jumped out from behind and attacked me, well that's my story and I am sticking to it.................. so I had a lovely little dent and some scratches on the drivers side of the car and there is nothing I hate more that a dented car.
Well this week was the week, when off my baby went for a make over and some panel beating and I was given a loan car while the deed was being done............ I cannot believe that they had the cheek to actually call it a car..........
They gave me a car with no power steering, with no air conditioning, with no central locking. On getting back to the office it took me 15 minutes to get back into my parking bay , because I work for a chemical company, we have to back into our parking bays so in the case of a fire, or a chemical spill we can all leave the premises quickly.... 15 minutes later this tiny little car would not go into the parking, it was almost as though it had a mind of its own I think I must have done a 100 point turn to get into the parking.
On the way home I was battling with the gears and my daughter had her head out of the window screaming to her friends in the car next to us "HELP ME, HELP ME".......................
The next morning I decided that this car was not going to beat me so in I got............. and I became Michael Schummaker ............ I was throwing that car around the corners, I was driving with attitude, and there I was racing along the high way, I was going so fast the car was shaking from the speed, the wind was blowing in from all the internal ventilation holes, I mean who needs an air conditioner when you can have natural wind blowing in the car, I was going so fast my hair blowing in the wind, WOW I thought, this little thing really flies, and glancing down at the speedometer I was that I was doing a mind blowing ............. 80km an hour................. in a 120 km zone, no speeding fines for me this week......... which is a good thing after the two I got last week.....................
On Thursday I had to go back to the lawyer in Johannesburg.......... more legal stuff.......... no problem I mean I have a Garmin....... except this little thing that they call a car, has no place to put the charger, and there i was driving along with no idea where I was going...................... and I had an appointment at 8.30am luckily someone gave me great instructions and I arrived with 5 minutes to spare.One great thing about this car is that I will either die of dehydration from the heat or lose a really lot of weight........ maybe that could be a selling feature in their next advert...........
Every night from now on I will add to my prayer list of thanks, thank you Lord for my car......... I am truly blessed..................
