When we were away we stayed in a block of flats, something we last did for a few months when we were first married while our house was being built, did not enjoy it then, it was like the neighbours were in the next room, and I remember my washing kept getting stolen and that was 30 years ago I am sure that tumble drying is now mandatory in blocks of flats............ as I looked across the road and at the blocks of flats opposite my imagination started to run riot as I sat and imagined what the people were like in that lived in the block of flats........ what they do........ what their lives are like...... what they are like.......
For me the first tell tale sign is their curtains............ no really............ you can tell so much from someone curtains................ now one thing is for sure that if you live in a flat you HAVE TO HAVE lace curtains because if the light is on, it really is like a massive 3D TV screen and unless you have a body like Mr and Mrs Universe......... your neighbours really do not want to see your rolls........ they do not want to see your stomach at your knees...... they do not want to see your boobs at your belly button......... they do not want to see your sun baked skin......... really ..........
If you really look you will see that all the curtaining is different, you have the windows where the curtains are drawn each day in the shape of a "Y" with a nice decoration holding them together, these are the Precise people they like things to look nice, they like order and precision in there lives they like everything in the right place..... everything orderly.
Then you have the curtains that don't quite fit windows..... these people obviously move from flat to flat never really settling down, the Nomads, they don't bother to get curtains that fit because they will probably move again in a couple of months anyway........ and probably in the middle of the night with out the knowledge of the landlord..... I remember once years ago we were going to the theater in Johannesburg...... when it was still safe..... and as we were about to cross the road a truck came past losing some pots and pans which still had food in them............... adds a new meaning to the saying eat and run................
Then you have the curtains that fit but are only holding on by one or two clips. this is obviously the single guys really just don't care about anything except party........ party........ party........ so are probably not home enough to care or notice their curtains sad state, the curtains plea to be rescued from their shame of not being pit up properly..................
Then we have the family curtains that are drawn neatly every morning to the side, that are drawn in the evenings as soon as it goes dark, curtains that are lined so no one can see inside no one can harm those inside ........... the family is protected by the circle of the curtains at all times it holds them together..... it gives them comfort, reliability, peace of mind.
Then you have the curtains that are never drawn....... that are never opened and one has to wonder at what is going on behind these curtains what are they hiding........ what dark secret are they trying to keep from the world that they cannot allow the light to come in and see there shame............ they could be vampires......... too much Twilight for me................ they could be............
Then you have the exhibitionist that never close their curtains......... that let it all just "hang out".... I think that somehow they believe that because they are on the 3rd, 4th, 5th floor that they are high enough that no one can see them.............. wrong..............
For me the saddest part of flat life is seeing the children........ standing at the window staring out at the sea........... wishing .............. wishing ........ wishing...........
Too funny...I didn't know that anyone else shared my thoughts about curtains!
ReplyDeleteI ran around my house looking at the curtains to see what message I was sending...no one can see in my windows actually..no really, they can't! I love your observations and fun posts! Every time I drive by an apartment (flat) I'll always check out the curtains!
ReplyDeleteSo pleased I don't need curtains - only peekers here are roos, birds and the odd possum. I felt sad about the closed curtains. Too many people passing away in flats in Aussie cities without anyone even missing them. Loved your observations, definitely food for thought.
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